Why Your Pendulum Might Be Lying to You (And How to Fix It)
So, you got yourself a pendulum. Exciting, right? You’re all set to tap into cosmic wisdom, uncover deep truths, and maybe even figure out if your cat secretly hates you. But then—disaster. Your pendulum starts spitting out nonsense. One day it says yes, the next day it says no to the exact same question. It’s almost like it has a personal vendetta against you. So, what’s going on? Is your pendulum broken? Haunted? Or—brace yourself—is the problem actually you?
Let’s find out.
1. You’re Too Emotionally Invested (a.k.a. Desperate Energy Isn’t Cute)
Look, I get it. You really want an answer. Maybe you’re asking if your ex is coming back, if you should quit your job, or if you can eat that expired yogurt. But here’s the thing: The more you want a certain answer, the more likely you are to unconsciously influence the pendulum’s movement. Your micro-muscle movements (yes, even your tiniest anxieties) can interfere, making the pendulum tell you exactly what you want to hear rather than the actual truth.
Fix it: Take a deep breath. Actually, take five. Detach from the outcome. If you can’t ask the question without clenching your jaw, you’re not in the right headspace. Try neutral questions first, like “Is my name [insert your name]?” to see if your pendulum is behaving.
2. You Haven’t Set a Clear ‘Yes’ or ‘No’ Convention
If you just grabbed your pendulum and started swinging it around without setting clear yes/no/maybe signals, then, well… that’s like trying to text someone without knowing their language. Awkward and unproductive.
Fix it: Before you ask anything important, calibrate your pendulum. Ask, “Show me yes,” “Show me no,” and “Show me maybe.” Watch how it moves for each. If you don’t set this up, you might as well be playing the world’s least exciting game of charades.
3. Your Questions Are Hot Garbage
Your pendulum isn’t a mind reader. If you’re asking vague, multi-layered, or overly complicated questions, don’t be surprised when your pendulum looks at you (metaphorically) like, huh?
Fix it: Be clear. Instead of asking, “Will I ever be successful?” (a mess of a question), ask, “Would pursuing [specific opportunity] be beneficial for me at this time?” Precision is your friend. Your pendulum isn’t a magic 8-ball—it actually prefers smart questions.
4. You’re Not Grounded (a.k.a. You’re Running on Chaos Energy)
Your energy affects your pendulum. If you’re frazzled, overwhelmed, or running on three hours of sleep and caffeine fumes, your pendulum is probably as confused as you are.
Fix it: Before you start, ground yourself. Touch the floor. Hold a grounding crystal. Take a few deep breaths. Get out of that swirling tornado of stress before expecting your pendulum to give you anything other than nonsense.
5. Outside Energies Are Messing With You
If your pendulum’s answers feel totally off-the-wall (like, “Is the sky blue?” No), there’s a chance you’ve got interference. Maybe residual energy from someone else is still hanging around, or maybe the vibes in your space are just... off.
Fix it: Cleanse your pendulum. Smoke cleanse it, leave it in the moonlight, or if you’re extra, whisper sweet nothings to it. Whatever your method, just make sure it’s clear of junk energy before you start asking important things.
6. Your Pendulum Needs a Good Cleanse
You wouldn’t drink from a dirty glass (I hope), so why would you expect clear answers from a pendulum clogged with stagnant energy? Over time, your pendulum picks up energetic residue—yours, other people’s, and maybe even the weird vibes from that one time you asked it if your crush likes you back 15 times in a row.
Fix it: Give it a proper cleanse. You have options:
- Smoke cleanse it with incense or herbs (classic, effective, and makes you feel like a mystical badass).
- Use Reiki or energy clearing techniques if that’s your thing.
- Salt method (without ruining it)—Put some big salt in a bowl and place your pendulum in a cup above it (not directly in the salt) for a few hours. Think of it as a detox spa for your divination tool.
A cleansed pendulum = better answers and fewer spiritual side-eyes.
7. You’re Missing the Bigger Picture
Sometimes, your pendulum isn't lying—it’s just giving you a reality check. You might be laser-focused on one tiny possibility while your higher self is out here trying to steer you toward something way better. If your questions are irrelevant in the grand scheme of things, your pendulum might be subtly trying to redirect you.
Fix it: Zoom out. Instead of fixating on one specific outcome, ask broader questions. “What do I need to know about this situation?” or “Is there a better path for me than the one I’m considering?” might get you way more useful insights than asking the same hyper-specific question over and over. Trust that sometimes, no answer is an answer too.
8. You’re Testing It Like an Annoying Skeptic
If you keep asking the same question 50 times in different ways just to “catch” your pendulum slipping, congratulations—you’ve created a confused mess. Repeating questions excessively or asking when you already know the answer (just to test it) is the fastest way to throw off the energy.
Fix it: Treat your pendulum like a trusted tool, not a suspect in an interrogation. Ask your question once, trust the answer, and move on. If you need confirmation, ask for signs outside of your pendulum.
Final Thoughts: Stop Blaming the Pendulum
Nine times out of ten, if your pendulum is acting up, it’s not broken—it’s just reflecting your own uncertainty, tension, or lack of preparation. Treat it with respect, get your energy in check, and ask better questions. Do that, and you’ll have a powerful tool for guidance instead of a tiny, swinging agent of chaos.
Now go forth, recalibrate, and get your pendulum to stop lying to you. Or, at the very least, stop giving it reasons to.